CUPID, the god of love, is burned out. He wants desperately to retire and hand the bow and arrow over to his protégé: the well-meaning, romantic, and completely hapless Ruby.

Two prostitutes, Barbara and Jill, and their friend, Tony, escape a zombie attack in a 1971 Cadillac; but, unfortunately, Tony has been bitten and it is just a matter of time he turns into a zombie and chaos unleashes around.