A reporter stumbles into a bar where the heavenly messengers hang out when they’re not looking out for humanity.

Shawn Stone is having a bad day. The funding for his film project is not there, his personal life is in shambles, he’s out of time and money. He sees only one way to solve his problems – he must turn to the dark side and ask the King of Porn for some cash

A cop (Charlie Sheen), his partner (Dacascos), and his father (Martin Sheen) uncover a plot by city elders to smuggle drugs from Mexico into Phoenix, Arizona.