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SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward’s long ago ancestors, SpongeGar, Pattar, and Squagg, discover fire.
In celebration for Mr. Krabs’ one millionth dollar, he takes Squidward and SpongeBob on a fishing trip. But a giant clam snatches Mr. Krabs’ precious dollar. How will he get it back?
Patrick gets bored everyday when SpongeBob goes to boating school. So SpongeBob insists that Patrick could join him. But what happens when Patrick makes SpongeBob lose a Noodle Student Star?
After being treated too much like a child by everyone, Barnacle Boy quits being a superhero and decides to be a supervillain and joins Man Ray and The Dirty Bubble. The three form the group “EVIL,” which stands for “Every Villain Is Lemons.” While Patrick, SpongeBob, Sandy, and Squidward become superheroes and form the group “I.J.L.S.A.,” which stands for “International Justice League of Super Acquaintances,” to prevent “EVIL” from committing crimes.
SpongeBob and Patrick decide to become rich entrepreneurs by selling chocolate bars door to door. But instead of making money, they lose money.
SpongeBob buys a “Throw The Best Party Ever” kit and invites all 177 of his closest friends to a house party. But then he accidentally locks himself out of his house during the party. When he tries to get back in, the cops think he’s a burglar trying to break. He spends all night in the Police Station and misses his big party. Patchy the Pirate hosts this episode, as well as his own house party.
This episode is a training video for new employees of the Krusty Krab. The video goes over the basics of being an employee, such as: good hygiene, clean work area, being a good employee, and dealing with the customer. And, of course, the unforgettable POOP session.
Mr. Krabs has SpongeBob and Patrick paint the inside of his house, with a strict rule not to get paint on anything besides the wall because the paint is permanent. But they accidentally spill paint on Mr. Krabs’ first dollar.
SpongeBob and Patrick find an abandoned clam and decide to take care of it. But they don’t realize the responsibility they are giving themselves (mostly Patrick, who won’t help SpongeBob).
After watching a horror movie, the next day at work SpongeBob thinks that Mr. Krabs is a robot. SpongeBob soon convinces Squidward that Mr. Krabs is a robot, and the two think that robots are going to take over the entire sea. Then they both question Mr. Krabs, and try to make him admit that he is a robot. Finally they realize the truth, which is just how the movie ended.
Squidward’s old school rival, Squilliam, returns to Bikini Bottom to brag to Squidward. Squidward tells Squilliam that he owns a five star restaurant to get him to stop. Squidward must get Spongebob to turn the Krusty Krab into a fancy restaurant before Squilliam arrives.
Sandy and Spongebob line up at the Salty Spitoon, the toughest club in Bikini Bottom. Sandy gets in, but Spongebob gets kicked out since the club is too tough for him. Spongebob must find a way to sneak into the club.
Squidward quits his job because Mr. Krabs accuses him of stealing his first dime he ever made. Squidward ends up on the street only to find himself being waited on hand and foot by SpongeBob because he feels sorry him. But after a while SpongeBob becomes aggravated by the fact that Squidward has not yet began to look for a job.
Mr. Krabs has Squidward direct a commercial for the Krusty Krab. When he finds out how much money Squidward is using, he decides to direct it himself. SpongeBob has a small (and I do mean small) role in the commercial. After the commercial airs (at 3:28am), SpongeBob thinks he is now famous and his ego gets twice as big.
Mr. Krabs opens up a “yard” sale, where SpongeBob buys a hat that was worth $1,000,000! He plans to get it back, but SpongeBob doesn’t want to. So he tries to scare him with a paper ghost, but SpongeBob gave the hat to its “dead” owner. As Mr. Krabs went to the graveyard, he battle lots of dead people to get his hat, but it was actually worthless!
Old man winter just brought Bikini Bottom a blanket of snow. SpongeBob and Patrick have a snowball fight, which is constantly annoying Squidward. So he claims that snowball fights are for immature children. But he thinks watching their brains come out would be fun, but then Patrick and SpongeBob signed a peace treaty. Squidward is trying to continue the war, but then he fails. After a while, SpongeBob and Patrick are now fighting Squidward, who makes a fort of his own, which is under his old coral tree!
Mrs. Puff is driving with SpongeBob once again. SpongeBob slams into a shipment of juice to the senior home. The cops arrest Mrs. Puff, thinking she did it. After this, Patrick and SpongeBob go to great lengths to try to break her out of jail.
Mermaidman and Barnacleboy are eating at the Krusty Krab when Mermaidman accidentally drops his utility belt. SpongeBob finds the belt and can’t resist it. He takes it home and tries it on. He plays being Mermaidman for a while and starts touching the buttons. When Patrick comes over he accidentally shrinks him with his laser-shrinking button. When Squidward hears the noise and comes to complain, SpongeBob accidentally shrinks him too. Panicked, he ends up shrinking all of Bikini Bottom.
SpongeBob and Patrick buy a big screen TV, just so they can use the box using imagination, while Squidward refuses to believe that they are using their imagination inside the box on account of all the noise they are making.
A health inspector shows up at the Krusty Krab, and while he is there, SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs see the news about a guy passing himself off as a health inspector to get free food. Mr. Krabs is so mad he and SpongeBob make a Krabby Patty made with a bunch of nasty things. After it is served to the inspector he chokes on a fly and the two think he died from the patty. They later find out that he was a real health inspector, and that the other one was caught. Now, what will SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs do with the dead health inspector?
At boating school, a new student shows up, but he says he’s gonna kick SpongeBob’s butt! This makes life miserable for poor SpongeBob, who is trying to figure out how to protect himself.
When SpongeBob learns that Squidward has never actually tried a Krabby Patty, he becomes obsessed with the idea that Squidward must try it. He badgers Squidward until he gives in. When Squidward takes a bite, he pretends to hate the patty, but secretly he loves it. Alone, he craves another bite, but doesn’t want SpongeBob to know. In the end, he sneaks into the Krusty Krab late at night, stuffs his face with patties only to be caught in the act by SpongeBob
It’s spring in Bikini Bottom and SpongeBob finds a wild seahorse and decides to keep her. He names her Mystery and he keeps on confining her into small, cramped spaces, so she becomes unhappy. Mr. Krabs convinces SpongeBob that releasing her is the right thing to do.
SpongeBob and Patrick’s club is too small for Squidward… literally. But Squidward forces his way in, “propelling” the clubhouse into the middle of nowhere.
SpongeBob volunteers for a life-guard job, despite the fact that he can’t swim.
Plankton invents a machine enabling him to switch lives with Mr. Krabs. He then finds out that Mr. Krab’s life isn’t as good as it seems
An Alaskan Bull Worm is on the loose in Bikini Bottom, and Sandy must stop it from destroying the town. SpongeBob tries to convince her it is a bad idea, but the two defeat the beast in the end.
SpongeBob and Squidward go on strike after they don’t get their paycheck from Mr. Krabs. How long will the strike last?
SpongeBob and Patrick compete in the Fry Cook Games after they get in a fight. Who will come out victorious?
After Mr. Krabs sees SpongeBob put jellyfish jelly in his Krabby Patty, he turns his idea into one of the customers’ favorite foods at the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob to get more jellyfish, but it leads to the near extinction of the jellyfish.
Squidward is teaching an art class at the adult learning center in Bikini Bottom and SpongeBob turns up as his only student. SpongeBob is a natural and Squidward crushes his spirit with all his criticism. SpongeBob leaves the class convinced he has no talent. When an art collector arrives moments later and commissions Squidward to make a statue for the park, Squidward realizes he needs SpongeBob’s help and begs him to come back and try again. But SpongeBob can longer perform like he did and his art now comes out as bad as Squidward’s. Frustrated with SpongeBob, Squidward destroys all of the supplies and the land in a heap behind him. When the art collector arrives he asks if the heap is his statue and Squidward denies he has anything to do with it. We reveal the heap and it is an amazing statue that gets erected in the park with the plaque underneath reading “artist unknown”. Squidward is never recognized as an artist at all.
After reading a bad word off of a dumpster, SpongeBob and Patrick repeat it everywhere they go, unaware that it is a bad word.
Patrick doesn’t want to look stupid, because his parents are coming over. SpongeBob tries to act dumber than Patrick, so Patrick can impress his parents.
SpongeBob has to do a hard essay, but he starts procrastinating and wasting time. SpongeBob has to complete the essay by class the next day, will he ever complete it?
When Mr. Krabs sees Mrs. Puff at the Krusty Krab, he falls extremely in love with her. On his first date with Mrs. Puff, he spends a lot of money. He makes a promise with Spongebob to not spend any money on Mrs. Puff.
Mr. Krabs declares that the Krusty Krab will be open 24 hours a day. He tells Spongebob and Squidward all about the night shift and makes them do it. Then, Squidward tells Spongebob a fable about the Hash-Slinging Slasher, but Squidward’s story becomes a reality!
Squidward must beat his rival, Squilliam. Squiliam’s band is going to play at the Bubble Bowl. Squidward decides to make a band, but none of the people in Bikini Bottom are cooperating.
SpongeBob finds out that Patrick has a secret box and starts to go crazy trying to find out what is inside. SpongeBob breaks into Patrick’s house to find out what his secret is, but getting a hold of the box might be tougher than he expected.