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Michael is tired of his father always having Gob compete with him, so Michael gets Gob his own banana stand franchise, only to find that Gob has set it up 20 feet from the old one. After the two compete, they decide to teach their father an elaborate lesson, and Buster refuses to use his handicap to scare kids. Meanwhile, Maeby uses Lucille’s surgery in a horror film.
The family plans their annual fund raiser, and they actually have a cause this time. Tobias is ailing due to his transplanted hair plugs, which appear to be rejecting him. Lindsay uses the illness as her ticket back into high society, and Michael learns of the prison warden’s true intentions with his mother after reading the warden’s screenplay.
After Michael announces he’s marrying Rita, George Sr. worries that she’s after the family’s money. But when Rita’s Uncle Trevor tries to stop the wedding by revealing some surprising information about Rita, Michael must decide if he wants to walk down the aisle.
Michael must deal with a huge mole problem in order to salvage a major real estate deal with Japanese investors. In an effort to help Michael, Gob and Buster team up with George Sr.’s surrogate, Larry, to devise a plan and save the deal, but their plan falls apart in a big way. Meanwhile, Tobias mistakes a CIA agent for a CAA agent and inadvertently betrays the family, and Michael makes Rita a proposal she can’t refuse. Frankie Muniz makes a cameo as himself.
To prove he’s a man to Rita, Michael and his nephew Steve Holt compete in the Church And State Fair’s annual triathlon. George Sr. tries to scare some at-risk youth, and Tobias tries to help George-Michael’s girlfriend Ann to compete in the fairs’ “inner beauty” pageant.
George Sr. is placed under house arrest by the family’s new attorney Bob Loblaw, and finds that it’s not exactly a walk in the park. Michael sets up his first date with Rita, but Rita has an unfortunate encounter with the family beforehand.
Investigating his father’s claim that a British group set him up, Michael goes to “Wee Britain” and is smitten with a beautiful woman named Rita. Lindsay attempts to seduce the new family attorney, and Gob goes to extremes to avoid his newly discovered son.
Michael learns that it’s actually George Sr.’s twin brother Oscar serving time in prison, not George. After getting a tip from Barry, Michael heads to Reno to find George, but that costs him a camping trip he promised his son.
Gob hides George Sr. while the model home’s plumbing is checked; George Michael helps Ann protest Maeby’s new movie; Tobias takes a liking to Kitty after Michael asks him to keep an eye on her.
Gob confronts the editor of the videos that showcased his magic mistakes. Michael tricks Lucille in to rehab, and then attempts to get her out after George Sr. is kidnapped.
George Sr. tries to find a way to attend an anniversary dinner for Lucille while Michael deliberately offends Ann’s devout Christian parents. Tobias goes overboard performing his “Mrs. Featherbottom” persona.
Gob and Buster team up for some magic tricks with the help of Buster’s fake hand, but when Tony Wonder, a rival magician, starts to mentor them, somebody gets the finger. Meanwhile, Michael is forced to delegate some work when he’s hospitalized and Lindsay teaches George Michael how to drive using the staircar.
George Michael runs for student body president, which Gob manages to ruin. Buster has an affair with Lupe, who is being sought after by Lindsay and Tobias attempts to move out of the model home, then develops a new persona when he regrets his decision.
Lucille abducts George Michael for a mother-son dance, Buster adjusts to having a hook for a hand and Gob reunites with his estranged wife. Also, Tobias stars as George Sr. in a biopic about the Bluth family, which causes Lindsay to become more attracted to him.
Michael tries to find out who’s the father of Maggie’s baby, or if it’s just another of her lies; Gob tries to find out whether he was responsible for Buster’s accident.
Just as Michael’s relationship with Sally starts to flourish, Maggie Lizer returns nine months pregnant, and Michael immediately assumes he’s the father. George Michael attempts to break up with Ann, and Buster learns he’s being deployed to Iraq.
With the company in dire financial straits and the Bluths no longer the primary shareholders, Michael must turn to old family friend “Uncle” Jack Dorso for financial assistance. Uncle Jack, however, wants something in return.
Michael reunites with his long, lost love Sally Sitwell, but faces interference from parents. Meanwhile, the two Lucilles need someone to bid on them at the bachelorette auction with Buster already in a relationship.
Michael sells a portion of his stock in the Bluth company to buy a car, and Lucille 2 returns, only to discover that Buster is dating the company secretary Starla.
The Bluths rival development company hires Gob, who finds the company president a father figure, in preparation for the Bluth-Sitwell softball game; Lindsay hallucinates from taking anti-depressants.
Gob stages mass firings after being inadvertently roasted at the Bluth Company Christmas party. Michael is forced to rebuild the Banana Stand, and Buster plays hooky from the Army at an arcade game.
George Sr. fears he’s losing Lucille to Oscar. Gob motivates Buster for the Army while Lindsay spends more time with Maeby to get closer to Steve Holt and Tobias starts working out.
Lucille hires a bounty hunter, Ice, to find George Sr., who may be closer than everyone thinks. Gob tries to pull off an elaborate illusion, Maeby tries to set Lindsay up with Ice, and Michael tries to mend George Michael’s broken relationship.
Michael is increasingly frustrated over being abandoned by the family, and when the staircar is found in Mexico, Michael vows to find his father and give him a piece of his mind. Also, Buster spends time with Lupe’s family and thinks he’s in Mexico.
Michael is driven crazy by Gob when he impresses the board as the new company figurehead due to Michael’s legal troubles. Meanwhile, George Sr. is arrested in Mexico for a crime Oscar committed, and Buster witnesses something that utterly shocks him.
Michael and George Michael leave for Phoenix but go back to ensure the family misses them. Lindsay wants to have an open marriage, which causes Tobias to try to join the Blue Man Group under the impression that they are a support group for depressed men. Lucille signs Buster up for the Army after being goaded by a Michael Moore look-alike. Gob becomes president of the Bluth Company.
In the first season finale, George Sr. has a heart attack, and Maeby is jealous when George Michael likes another girl. Meanwhile, Lindsay decides to leave Tobias until a book he wrote a long time ago becomes a gay bestseller, and Buster and Annyong compete over women.
Michael takes Maeby to work with him on Take Your Daughter to Work Day. After being slighted by Michael, Tobias, George-Michael and Gob all go to the mall to prove that they are just manly. Oscar takes Lucille and Buster to Annyong’s soccer game.
Michael deals with numerous requests for some unfrozen money, and chastises Lucille for being too coddling with Buster. Lindsay decides to protest the war to boost her self esteem while Tobias and Gob decide to start a coffee company.
George Sr. uses Gob’s bachelor party as an opportunity to set up his accountant in a compromising position so that he can blackmail him. Meanwhile, Michael tries to prove he’s a fun guy, and the Funkes reunite their family folk-music band.
Gob attempts to make good on his promise to make the family yacht disappear. Meanwhile, Lindsay and Maeby try to track down Lindsay’s grandmother, Tobias seeks George Sr.’s respect, and Michael attempts to fire Kitty, who claims to have information that could bring down the company.
Gob steals a file on the government’s case against the Bluth Company that Maggie had given to Michael. Tobias is sent to Maggie’s house to get evidence, George Michael tries to prove Maeby’s fraud, and Lindsay fights to remove the Ten Commandments from the courthouse lawn.
Michael attempts to have a one-night stand with an attorney whom he doesn’t know is not only blind, but the prosecutor who is trying to put his father in jail. Also, Gob gets married on a dare, Maeby pretends to be a girl with a made up disease, and George Sr.’s admirer turns out to be an undercover SEC agent who has truly fallen for him.
When Michael discovers his family has been receiving paychecks without working, he forces them all to get jobs within the company. Lindsay questions his management skills, and Tobias checks himself in at George Sr.’s prison to research a film role.
Michael falls for his George Michael’s ethics teacher, whom his son also has a crush on. Meanwhile, Lucille adopts a 14-year old Korean boy, and George Sr.’s “Caged Wisdom” tapes have given him a new admirer.
After learning that Marta has feelings for him, Michael goes to her and they decide to get permission from Gob before taking things to the next level. Meanwhile, Lindsay and Tobias finally get to the heart of his “never-nude” problem and George Sr. faces his first hearing.
When Lucille throws an anniversary party for Tobias and Lindsay on Valentine’s Day, Michael gives an impassioned speech about love. This makes Marta realize she has feelings for him and Lindsay realize she wants a divorce. Meanwhile, Buster decides to move out of the penthouse and Lucille revels in living alone for the first time.
When George Michael is a rejected by a private school due to the family’s reputation, Michael hires a publicist from his gym who he’s been flirting with to change the public perspective of the Bluths. Meanwhile, Tobias is sent to Boston to reclaim his medical license.
Buster realizes that medical marijuana will help cure Lucille 2’s vertigo, and pays George Michael to get it for him from Gob. Lindsay sends Maeby to spend a day with Lucille to punish her for bad grades. Michael thinks George Michael is on drugs and attempts to teach him a lesson.
Michael cannot go through with his plan to break up Gob and Marta. A thug magician wants to take Gob’s “legs”. Maeby wears all leather to get back at her mother, and Lucille decides to confront Buster’s relationship with Lucille 2.